Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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