Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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