So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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