Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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