i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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