so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
