It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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