what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I just blew my weed a kiss
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Randomize