I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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