I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
