There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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