I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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