he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
