false alarm. still invincible.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
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