there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
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