Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Randomize
