Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
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He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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