We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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