i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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