Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I want to fling myself into the sun
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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