just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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