that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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