We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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