I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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