He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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