We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Vodka?
Forever.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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