I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
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