So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
