I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
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