i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I think a kid would responsible me up
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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