Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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