I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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