i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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