I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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