You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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