community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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