coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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