You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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