margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
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