My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
