Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I woke up under a house in Key West
Randomize