found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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