So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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