Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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