I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
ttyl tear gas
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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