just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
They are going to name an STD after you.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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