She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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