Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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