pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
