You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
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