No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
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