I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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