Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
My bed smells like the plague
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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