Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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