I love black thongs
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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