it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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