After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
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